Park Terrace UMC Youth Group

Here are some funny quotes from the NYC Mission Trip

-”Could I have a small moocha coolata?”(nick)::dunkin dounut guy walks away; then comes back:: “Uh..whats a moocha coolata?”

-”Whats that thing thats around the toilet? Its really soft and comfy.” (Sara) “Uh, its a rug”(Nick)

-”Ew, that groom is so old, hes like 40! Oh wait….thats the priest.” (Leslie)

-::Sara inches her way down the alley wall::”Do you need to get by?” (photographer) “No”(Sara) “Well, your in our shot”(photographer) “Is that ok?” (sara) “No”(photograhper) “Allright” (Sara) ::walks away::

-”Its like a human zoo!!” (Guy in central park)

-”This was $5.00.” ::says repeatedly:: (Sara)

-”Hey! Theres a 5 legged dog!! Oh wait…” (Sara and Stacy)

-”That is SO disgusting Sara!!!” (Stacy)

-”We got the guy.” (Everybody)

-”Gooo Orange!!” (Sara)

-”Who said go ornage a lot?” (Sara) “YOU” (everyone in the car) “Oh..” (Sara)

-”Any singers here?” (pastor) ::Karen raises hand high:: “Oh, I thought you said sinners!!” (Karen)

-”Handbag. Handbag. Rolex. Rolex. Rolex. DVD. DVD. Watch. Watch. ::In chinese accent:: (Chinatown people)

-”You gonna puke Sara?” (Everybody)

-”She blooded.” (Sara)

-”Act your age Nick” (Sara) “Me, act my age? Your like a 7 year old!”(nick) “When? Give me a specific example.” (Sara) “Toy soldier.” (Nick

-”I’m gonna commit suicide!” (Sara) “Well, at least there’ll be more room” (Nick) “At least you won’t puke on me during the night” (Kiley) “Well, it could be blood, depends on how she does it” (Tim)

-”I wanna see a subway rat…I saw one!!”(sara) “Where?!” (stacy) “Right there! Ahh! Hi little guy! Hey, where you going? Well thanks for stopping by!!” (everybody pretty much)

-(See ‘No slices’ shirt) “Um, excuse me, do you sell pizza by the slice?” (Sara) ::guy stares for a second:: “Looks like we got a couple of smartlikes.” (employee at Johns)

-”You have braces” (Juice Monster) “I know” (Nick) “Why”(JM) “To make my teeth straight” (Nick) “Why” (JM) “So they look good” (Nick) “Why”(JM) “So people will think they look good”(nick) “Why”(JM) “Because I said so”(Nick) “Why”(JM) ::silence::

-”Hey Wheres Kiley?!” (Stacy) “Shes right there” (nick) “Oh, Sara we lost Kiley!” (stacy)

-”They didn’t understand us because we weren’t laughing in French” (stacy) (Leslie whispers to Kiley) “I think they’re Russian” (Leslie)

-”Can I see the camra? (sara, repeatadly)

-”What happend to Stacy pace?” (Sara and Stacy)

-”Whats that beeping?” “We just hit a construction worker, haha.” (nick) “Actually, two construction workers were hit and killed just this week” (leslie) ::hear another beep:: “We just tied the record”(nick) ::another beep:: “Thats three” (nick)

-::Everyone gets onto elevator with stuff:: “Uh, I think theres too much weight.” (Leslie) ::Karen gets off, door closes and elevator goes up::

- “Do we want the A-train? Everyone get on! Get on!” (Tara) “Oh wait, we don’t want the a-train” ::pause:: “Everyone get off! Get off!!” (tara) ::Almost trampling a scared, wide asian man::

-”L squared” (Keith)

-”Are you in limb?” (dounkin dounut guy) “What?” (Sara) ::asks twice:: “No, were not in line.” (Kiley)

- “What do they need ketchup for?!” (Sara) “They have sandwhichs here” (Kiley) “Oh”(Sara)

- ::Sara trips on curb at Central park (tim laughs evil haha), bowery stairs twice, blanket::

-::Kiley falling in Leslies apartment::

-”This water looks good to drink”(jeff)  “Thats holy water”(Tara)

-(stacy whispers to Sara) “how about the people who have to poop stay back” ::we all walk to bridge over the railroad tracks:: “Um, some people need to go back and play baseball” (Sara)

- ::Stacy and Sara realize find out that we have to walk back to the place where we got the big garbage can:: “Ugh..we should have just stayed there.”

- “She sent naked pictures of herself on the internet” (Kiley) ::Nick wakes up:: “Oh, Nick wakes up” (Karen) ::everyone stares at Nick:: “…wait, what?” (Nick)

- “F***in scumbags!! I would F***in shoot you all if I had my f***in 49ner!! Oh uh, could I have some food? Thanks. F*** you!! ::flicks us off:: (Guy in line)

I’m sure there are some I missed so feel free to add them lol This trip was SOOO much fun and had some priceless moments

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